Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was camping out with two of his cowboy buddies in Texas. There was a nice campfire conversation that eventually turned into a toughness competition. The first cowboy told the story of how he was shot 3 times robbing a bank in El Paso. The second cowboy said, "I've got that beat!" He told a story of how he got bucked off of a raging bull at a rodeo and broke both his legs, 3 ribs, and his pelvis. Chuck Norris said nothing about how tough he was because he was busy stirring the fire with his 3 foot dick... Chuck Norris = Tough!!!