Jasper Is Missing!!!!

Last night someone broke into Blue House between the hours of 2:45 a.m. and 10:00 a.m. and removed Jasper from his perch overlooking the living room. I want the theif to know that Blue House will do everything in their power to recover and punish the guilty party. Thank you and god speed Jasper.

NCAA HOCKEY TOURNY MY PREDICTIONS

my predictions i was gonna pick all WCHA to go to the frozen four but i don't think it will go that way... it would be sweet though.

NCAA HOCKEY TROURNAMENT

anyone want to put in their guesses for winners maybe do like a five dollar pool and see who wins or somthing ?

I didn't even realize

did you know that the girl from the movie "Juno" is also the girl that can walk through walls in "x-men the last stand?" i didn't see that coming~!

Don't Kid Yourself

Why don't you post something then asshole

YouTube My Ass!

Apparently, someone found some youtube videos last night. Lets not kid ourselves, this is a huge threat to the sanctity of the blog. We have to come to some sort of agreement that youtube videos will not dominate the content of the blog. a few now and then may be OK, but perhaps a quota of 1 video post/month should be considered.

Thanks

A Concerned Neighbor

Dumbest Kid Alive!!

http://break.com/index/skateboard-ball-launch-does-not-go-well.html

Biker With An Extreme Death Wish!!

http://break.com/index/insane-motorcycle-rider-dash-cam-footage.html

Vesa Toskala Lets in a 197 foot shot!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=meFICJYORvA

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was camping out with two of his cowboy buddies in Texas. There was a nice campfire conversation that eventually turned into a toughness competition. The first cowboy told the story of how he was shot 3 times robbing a bank in El Paso. The second cowboy said, "I've got that beat!" He told a story of how he got bucked off of a raging bull at a rodeo and broke both his legs, 3 ribs, and his pelvis. Chuck Norris said nothing about how tough he was because he was busy stirring the fire with his 3 foot dick... Chuck Norris = Tough!!!

Dave falls asleep with lights on

what a fucking idiot!

The pizza thief is in my sights!!!

The son of a bitch that stole my pizza has been found! It was the damn freezer... he hid them under a quarter of deer. That freezer is a crafty piece of shit that will not fool me again. The ranch dressing fiend is still at large and will be apprehended very soon. Chocolate Milk is delicious!

Sensual Seduction

Sausage is my sensual seduction

Sausage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHKB6nQrzM

pizza thief will die

I don't know who the thief is, but they will meet their end, much like the ranch dressing bastard of a year ago.

Something fishy is going on...

Apparently there has been a problem with pizzas disappearing from the freezer.  There are 3 Roma's missing and no one knows where they have gone.  Hence, the reason they are missing.  Also, Rock Band is not allowed out at the next party.  Sorry.